WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
[old woman voice] ah yes… i remember my first love… he was so handsome, so very kind.. he would pet every puppy on the street.. he helped a woman give birth in the forest.. oh yes and he freed america from british rule.. ah yes so deep… so noble…so.. fictional.. i will never forget my first love.. connor kenway… [looks at assassin’s creed 3 and weeps]
let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
Welcome to hell, Megan
"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic"
i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
WAIT FOR IT
EOF THE RINGS